{"product_id":"stay-safe-eat-cake-kitchen-towel","title":"Stay Safe Eat Cake Kitchen Towel","description":"Protect yourself one slice at a time with this witty black and white cotton kitchen towel. Featuring the cheeky reminder \"The More You Weigh, The Harder You Are To Kidnap. - Stay Safe. Eat Cake,\" it's the perfect blend of humor and practicality for your kitchen.\n\nCrafted from soft, durable cotton with a charming panel stitched accent and vintage photography details, this towel brings personality to everyday tasks. Finished with delicate gingham ribbon trim for a touch of classic style.\n\nMachine-washable for easy care. A fun gift for anyone who appreciates kitchen humor and quality linens.","brand":"Primitives By Kathy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50513669292172,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0364\/0079\/1692\/files\/840d4139de9e77a11fc33199e907d7a56a6103c372c2361bf632352ce3e97979.webp?v=1780945581","url":"https:\/\/www.brazos-avenue-market.com\/products\/stay-safe-eat-cake-kitchen-towel","provider":"Brazos Avenue Market ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}